Flickin' my bean

Literally, it means to touch the clitoris. Figuratively, it means to sit around and do nothing.

"Hey are you busy today??"
"Nah, I'll just be in my room, flickin' my bean. Come by whenever"

by Kalos February 18, 2009

dump your beans

ejaculation , to eject semen

That chick is hot, I would like to dump my beans in her ass.

by Michael A Mashke September 11, 2005

Frances Bean Cobain

a beautiful child made out of love and compassion by two of the most talented and wonderful people ever to exist. She is the most beloved child in rock and roll, so don't fuck with her.

Frances Bean Cobain is perfect.

by Jessica Love September 1, 2004

Isn't worth a bean

A colloquial saying meaning "worthless".
It cannot be used in reverse i.e. "is worth a bean" because a "bean" is thought to be worthless, and not be worth a bean is to less that worthless, so to be "worth a bean" has such a broad meaning it is indeed meaningless.

"Chamillionaire's album isn't worth a bean"

by A speaker's curtain November 7, 2006

Three bean salad

When a guy shoves his dick and balls between his legs. The result looks something like a three bean salad from the back and a mangina from the front.

Every guy, at one point in his, life has made the 'ol three bean salad.

by Sgt. Stadenko February 15, 2005

organic jelly beans

rabbit waste found during Easter that children may pick up and eat, mistaken for jelly beans during an Easter Egg Hunt.

I peed my pants when I saw the kids running around gobbling up the organic jelly beans near the church lawn.

by Mills fokk August 1, 2009

squeeze the bean burrito

An emphasised slang term for male masturbation

I want to go home and squeeze the bean burrito

by Cozza Ol' M8 January 21, 2019