Ur mom

When someone dumb af and asks you some stupid question just say “ur mom”

Dude1: that was good!

Dude2: ur mom was good

Dude1: what show you want to watch?

Dude2: ur mom

Dude1: *shows up*

Dude2: I still owe ur mom 20$ for last night

by Lil_popercorn March 13, 2019

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Your mom

A nice lady.

Your mom just made us cookies!

That's not what your mom said last night!

by MrRobo00 October 8, 2014

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ur mom

a comeback only fifth graders use when they can’t think of anything else to say

you’re ugly!
so is ur mom !!

by broski❤️ April 27, 2019

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A step mom is a mom that your dad found on some dating site.A step mom is a creature that will wait until you are in a false sense of security,then start talking to you.After this the step mom will start gently rubbing your thigh then start pressuring you to have sex with her you do it and 9 months later your dad will be asking here whose baby is that.On rare occasion when the step mom wants anal sex she might produce Fucklematter

my step mom lured me into a closet and now her face is white.

by big hotdog in bun guy January 4, 2020

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You're mom

A fat whale who gave birth to you

You: I love mom !
You're dad: She's a fat whale
Fat whale : You're mom

by You're dad 69 November 10, 2021

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Your Mom

An insult or joke to a person.

GUY : What did you do in the weekend Tom?
Tom : I did your mom.

Guy : What's your favorite food?
Tom : Your mom.

Guy : I heard you had a sleepover, who was their?
Tom : Your mom.

Guy : Jesus Tom, pull it out!
Tom : Ha, that's not what you're mom said last night.

by YourMomIsMineBitch! February 27, 2017

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