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Jacob

Jacob is a fuck boy. he used harriet for the summer punani. it lasted too long he had to lie to her when they broke up. lol

sike she a hoe who fucks haaris. jacob gets girls pregnant in spain and sheffield 2 weeks after they break up. lol what a life.
jacob has a small willay ps hes gay
by ilikemumslol May 1, 2022
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Jacoby Shaddix

Jacoby shaddix is God spelled wrong. He's also the singer of papa roach, his blood type is Sexy
You must devote your life to Jacoby shaddix or be sacrificed
by Drunkwhale May 4, 2022
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Jacob

jacob is a cute boy
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Jacob

Charlie:"OMG Jacob is so thin will be be ok"
Dominick:"I know right the wind might just snap him in half
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Jacob

Jacob is easily the hottest person in your school. He can make anyone smile with one stupid joke, and has the most perfect hair, wonderful personality, good music taste, and gives the best hugs ever. Just one look at him and your heart races. His beautiful brown eyes and warm smile makes him top any other stereotypical hot dude easily. Always the life of the party and has the best dick ever. So many people want him but if he loves you he'll make sure you know. If you have a Jacob, never. Ever. Let go. Jacob is the best thing to happen to anyone, and for some reason, his mom sucks like always.
Person: omg your dating Jacob?
Other person: yes, and I love him more than anything.
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Jacob

A Sexy boy, you probably met him in middle school. you INSTANTLY fell in love with him
he probably has a nice dick to :)
Me: Hi darling~
Jacob: Shut up shorty
Me: (Blushes alot)
by Coco0Bugzzz May 12, 2022
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the biggest ass i have ever seen....
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