James Brown 

Screaming indecently while inserting a black dildo into an ebony Vagina. Things to yell may include: "Band, I'm ready to do my thing!" , "I feel good"

I James Browned her last night.

James Brown by Mr. Gizzard March 25, 2007

James'd 

When you meet all your friends at the bar and immediately invite them to another bar essentially taking all the customers from the original bar with you.

Damn, he came in here james'd us again and I didn't make shit for tips tonight!

James'd by zachv1 January 9, 2009

james roome

Someone who breaks Matt's ruler and has a horrible fetish for dogs.

Person 1: You know Hitler?
Person 2: Yeah he's a real James Roome

james roome by gayo;uiahgoihs October 14, 2011

James Fell 

Person that lives out of reality.
Does not believe Men are human.

James Fell is kinda brainwashed.

James Fell by TheThruthSpeaker October 4, 2020

James Patterson 

The proper definition of James Patterson is smoking crack or solicitation of prostitution.

Do you girls read the James Patterson?

James Patterson by Cupcake Cake July 7, 2011

James Toney

A Heavyweight boxer with a lot of knockouts, known by boxing fans as "Lights Out" but referred to as "The Jabroni" by MMA fans due to the fact that Randy Couture easily defeated him.

Boxing Fan: Dude, James Toney is so incredible! No mixed martial artist could EVER beat him!!

MMA Fan: LOL, he's a jabroni, just ask Randy Couture.

James Toney by LOLWURTS May 30, 2011

James Dave Bond 

James Bond's middle name. Mentioned in the fourth book, it was originally going to be written as James "Humphrey" Bond. However, after careful discussion with the editors, Sir Ian Flemming stated the following "I'd rather name him dogshit" so he settles for Dave as the middle name. He found inspiration from a homosexual, homeless man who lived next door to him in his youth. His name was also Dave. Hence the subcontext that James "Dave" Bond was also a vary gay individual who never fully excepted his sexuality and acted out in perversion with women in an attempt to cover this fact up.

Chris: Guys! Guess what!
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D

James Dave Bond by DiesIrae92 January 2, 2012