fire up the internet

Legion of Doom's way to get itself online for evil and destructive purpouses against humanity.

*switching on evil machines*

FIRE UP THE INTERNET!

by Italian guy2 February 24, 2011

Set Fire to the Rain

To fart while peeing

I was at the urinal when I set fire to the rain and smoked out the other people in the restroom.

by Steely Dan Cortez December 9, 2022

Ratio Cease Fire

A forced cease to a brutal ratio twitter feud. After two hours the user with more likes, retweets, or comments wins. This may not be met with another ratio remark.

“I have more interactions, I call a Ratio Cease Fire”
“Can’t believe a famous twitter persona lost a ratio and had to call a Ratio Cease Fire”

by Christian Chernoff July 21, 2021

Lighting money on fire

Spending money freely, like crazy, financially irresponsible people do

If you want a good retirement income, stop lighting money on fire, even if you bring home lots of it.

by Sexydimma June 3, 2021

St Elmo’s Fire

A painful itching and burning STD usually contracted from a now catholic priest Elmo.

Bert felt anger and betrayal as the dr explained that Ernie was suffering from a bad case of St Elmo’s fire

At one time you could only get St Elmo’s fire in a dark alley off of Sesame Street but now there is a large outbreak at church camp.

by Admiral blue balls August 29, 2022

Friendly Fire Insult

An insult that a person makes that is typically used to demean someone specifically, but inadvertently describes other people you mean no harm to. For example, a woman may insult a man for having a small dick, while her other guy friends that do in fact have small dicks painfully listen.

Trisha: OMG, this dude on Twitter RADIATES 5'5" energy!
Juan: Wait, I'm 5'4" tho...
Trisha: omg lol not you I meant this guy!!!
Juan: You realize that was a friendly fire insult, right?

by SithLordTrevor June 5, 2022

Fire hydrant fallacy

Illogical form of argument for the support of fertile soil in the desert. Precursors in the desert soil have yet to be broken down by water to create fertile nutrients that aid in crop production.

The argument of the undeveloped dessert terrain can be fertile is a fire hydrant fallacy because no water exist in the dessert to develope that sexy A horizon.

by Dr.stapleton February 12, 2022