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fart buckler

Someone who is incredibly annoying, but also loveable.
by Urfavjigaboo May 1, 2022
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primitive fart

The fart routinely used by cave dwellers to smoke out a saber tooth tiger. It's believed to be caused by the horrific combination of digesting tusk marrow and rat carcasses.
After two chorizo tacos and three bowls of northern beans, the harbor master ripped a primitive fart killing his first mate on contact.
by Texas Bill December 15, 2015
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Fart Probation

The period of time when you cannot trust fart because you had what you thought was just a far, but it was a shart or worse
Oh man, I need to find a toilet, I'm on fart probation since I sharted yesterday.
by Fartprobation April 18, 2022
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Circle Farting

Much like circle breathing, circle Farting is when you flatulate, and when you feel more coming, finish what is left of one fart while simulaneously pulling out another, extending the length of the fart.
I tried to hide it, but I had so much gas building up at once, I ended up circle farting nonstop!
by Big Saxy October 28, 2014
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Hoodedman farts

A guy that wears a hood and does farts that stink like raw cat shit also looks like a hippie with a handle bar moustache
LengthyJA: Holy shit I can smell raw cat shit that hippie looking guy with the handle bar moustache must be doing the hoodedman farts

Girthy L:Yea it’s definitely him it’s not me
LengthyJA: why you looking so sheepish?
by Lenthyja March 2, 2021
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Fart Code

It’s like morse code but in farts!
“No one understands me and Billy’s Fart code!”
“Talk in fart code so they don’t understand.”
“Give me the test anwsers in fart code when we take the test.”
by Puagrace October 3, 2018
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Jizz Fart

When you jizz so hard a wet juicy fart comes out
Did you hear about Edward. He wanked so hard he did a Jizz fart and shit everywhere.
by Keith Smith-Wood October 14, 2023
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