Colombian Cleanse

Obtaining diarrhea via food poisoning from a vacation abroad, and having lost body weight in the process

"The Colombian Cleanse is amazing"

"We got back from the Caribbean, and managed to get the Colombian Cleanse along the way"

by spicyaf January 18, 2023

Ethernet cleansing

when you clean the ethernet cable

i did a ethernet cleansing today
-german dictator

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

Creativity Clean

A clean and safe way to sleep with an artist after going to the club and dragging her ass home

“Yo, did you fuck that artist?”
“Damn right I did!”
“I’m betting you creativity cleaned her up”
“Course bro”

by neverwyaed March 26, 2023

Crystal Clear

You need a friend someone to say
Get your act together
And in between they'll have to stay
Around to kiss it better
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Oh say it's true yeah I need to
Believe in what I'm seeing
I want to scream you know what I mean

I'll show you how I'm feeling

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear (wipe away a tear)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear (wipe away a tear)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear
You need a friend someone to pray
Take away the pressure
And in the end they'll have to stay
Around to make it better

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear (wipe away a tear)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
I gotta get out of here (gotta get out of here)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

by Death Menace May 28, 2023

Pipe Cleaner

When a woman is taking a shit while giving her man a blowjob.

My man gave me one hell of a Pipe Cleaner last night!

by The hottest mom ever May 29, 2023

vacuum cleaner

an electrical device that uses suction to collect dust particles and other shit

hey, nerd remember when Uni Cornelius got his dong stuck in a vacuum cleaner

by zoosmell poolord April 28, 2023

Mom clean

When you know your mother is coming over and no matter how clean you keep your house, you need to super clean it for mom's visit.

My mother is visiting from out of state and I need to mom clean before she gets here.

by PollosHermanos July 28, 2023