Chocolate Cream Sickle

When you fuck a woman in the ass and then you make her suck you off till you cum !!

Oh I gave your mom a chocolate cream sickle last night !!

by Beard3dWonder February 6, 2017

slimy chocolate milkshake

When a guy shits and cums all over a girls stomach and then slowly rubs it around.

"He couldn't wait to use the bathroom so he gave his girlfriend a slimy chocolate milkshake."

by dxmkwelmdcl;xm,dwl;sc,mxlmwdcolmxdwmscfd April 25, 2008

strawberry chocolate surprise

Strawberry chocolate surprise is when you have anal sex and pull out and there's blood and shit on ya dick.

Bob pulled his dick out of Mary's butthole and looked down in horror, realizing he had a strawberry chocolate surprise.

by Roflles July 2, 2017

chocolate covered pretzel

When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

by Pavelski8 March 30, 2009

Rollercoaster chocolate chunk

When you're on a roller coaster and as your cart goes up a loop, you shit at the top and then the shit slides out of your pant leg and hits the person behind you as you come down.

Unfortunately for Jonathan he was screaming when he got hit with the Rollercoaster chocolate chunk.

by Irukandji July 23, 2007

chocolate sewer shark

A freshly hatched turd. One which is worthy of such a ferocious title and often has a dorsal fin produced by your contorted arse.

1. I've just flushed the biggest chocolate sewer shark.

by urbankhaos May 9, 2003

chocolate tube steak

A brown or dark colored dong.

Bob rapidly pumped his chocolate tube steak in and out of Sally.

by Antzor May 29, 2008