Diamond Valley College

A school that spends 99% of their budget on sport

Diamond Valley College is for sporty kids only don't go there

by DungeonPenguin March 15, 2020

college major

What you will study most in college. Usually pertains to one's dream job

For my college major I am gonna choose medicine

by Admirable Kitten June 23, 2019

rice college

rice college is a borinnngggg school with borrinnnggggg teachers but overall you make great friends and enjoy it

i hate rice college but i have loads of friends

by anonimus ~and i oop- June 23, 2019

Rice college

A hellhole in westport.

Rice college is a place where dreams go to die.

by O.1 December 28, 2021

college algebra

the second hardest class you will ever take in a 2 year university (#1 is comp iv

college algebra examples: “solve 4x2 + 4x -8”

by ZΣPH Ψ February 04, 2023

college death

Friends who know will let you pass in peace and others who don't understand will try to save you with partying but you must persevere, whatever that means. You're reborn when winter break happens though.

I haven't seen my sister in months. I asked if she wanted to come to my birthday party and she said she had to work on a literature review. I think she has college death.

by slavetoascreen November 03, 2020

College Fatty

Referring to the size of a marijuana cigarette and/or cigar. Regarded in a sarcastic tone and used by those with 'college' student-like budgets (i.e. not a lot of money) to represent a marijuana cigarette and/or cigar fitting such a lifestyle.

A small marijuana cigarette and/or cigar

Come on over dude! I got a college fatty rolled up!

Yeah, I'm not high anymore, I smoked a college fatty with three other people...

by Thaddious Braddley February 04, 2017