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slimy chocolate milkshake

When a guy shits and cums all over a girls stomach and then slowly rubs it around.
"He couldn't wait to use the bathroom so he gave his girlfriend a slimy chocolate milkshake."
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Cheesy Chocolate Doughnut

The arsehole of a ridiculously ugly fat asian prostitute who hasn't seen toilet roll in a few weeks.
Bill: You're going down with herpes man you know that.

Ben: I don't give a fuck I got to stick it to her Cheesy Chocolate Doughnut. *high five*.
by Facecake July 25, 2009
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strawberry chocolate surprise

Strawberry chocolate surprise is when you have anal sex and pull out and there's blood and shit on ya dick.
Bob pulled his dick out of Mary's butthole and looked down in horror, realizing he had a strawberry chocolate surprise.
by Roflles July 2, 2017
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chocolate covered pretzel

When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.
Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
by Pavelski8 March 30, 2009
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chocolate sewer shark

A freshly hatched turd. One which is worthy of such a ferocious title and often has a dorsal fin produced by your contorted arse.
1. I've just flushed the biggest chocolate sewer shark.
by urbankhaos May 9, 2003
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Rollercoaster chocolate chunk

When you're on a roller coaster and as your cart goes up a loop, you shit at the top and then the shit slides out of your pant leg and hits the person behind you as you come down.
Unfortunately for Jonathan he was screaming when he got hit with the Rollercoaster chocolate chunk.
by Irukandji July 23, 2007
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chocolate fudge nugget

Anything that comes out of an ass in the form of shit... it is always brown and sometimes smells like... well shit!
When someone tells you

"hey man, someone just laid a nasty chocolate fudge nugget in the guy's bathroom urinal"

or

"Holy shit! You just laid the nastiest chocolate fudge nugget... i can smell it from here!"
by Dale Scottsman February 5, 2009
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