Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.

Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.

by Mendax June 23, 2014

banana splits off the nuts crunchin

A phrase used to describe something truly amazing. It is also used to denote a good time had.

Mark: Holy shit, did you go the tool concert last night??
Ryan: Hell yeah, that shit was banana splits off the nuts crunchin'

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Kerry: Man that party was dootang.
Ambo: Fuck yeah, that mess was Banana splits off the nuts crunchin, dootang!

by mochiko September 14, 2008

shes got the banana in her lips

sex

omg she looks like shes had sum shes got the banana in her lips

by Alexa and Aisha January 30, 2009

Bananas Up My Ass

Shoving a Banana, or a long yellow fruit, right up your rectal cavity, like a dildo or a hamster,or a gay man's DICK

"Jerry, I'd like you to shove Bananas Up My Ass"

by Badworder May 26, 2017

Banana Chicken Sauce Nigga Salad

it's the new way of greeting your friends or homies with loves and affection.

Ayo !! Banana Chicken Sauce Nigga Salad !!!!

by Sir Edmund Carman The 29th May 13, 2021

Let yo banana hang out

To rock out with your cock out, relax. Usually said between men, when nobody is around.

"hey nobody is around, we have the fight on and our Redbulls in hand- time to let yo banana hang out.

by Formingsinger16 July 11, 2016

Don't Buy Bananas on Trash Day

If you buy bananas on trash day, all the fruit flies will find their way into your home because of people's trash bins being moved about. Much like "Don't tempt fate", this is a phrase used to call someone out for their own foolish mistakes, or to warn them that if something can go wrong, it likely will go wrong.

Bride: "Awe man! I spilled catsup on my wedding gown!"
Mother-in-Law To Be: "Well, that's why you don't buy bananas on trash day."

by anonymous April 27, 2022