Real

a thing that is absolutely genuine or authentic.

"you've never been in love before, so how can you be sure this is the real thing?"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

stfu the name meanings arent real

You look dumb posting your name definition

You know damn well your personality is nothing like it

You: *posting the meaning of your name*

Numb: that’s bs stfu the name meanings arent real

by Numb November 20, 2023

Real

All of Virginia
LeDonne

I hate fake people. Just be real like LeDonne

by Fake white cracka May 28, 2022

Real weird flex

A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.

"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex

by Soosmon July 1, 2023

Gods/Real

if you use Gods/Real pronouns, you’re questioning sexuality and worship satan. by saying this, you’re telling the other person you’re acting christian to be validated.

“hey ally, what’s your pronouns?”
“my pronouns are Gods/Real!”
“oh, i didn’t know you were in the closet and looking for validation”

by hippie_dude05 October 28, 2021

u real funny

u prb funny ash or u trippin

"lemme come over "
u real funny

by junebugfye August 6, 2023

Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021