April

A month bitch. If you were born in this month your probably an Aries so that mean your fierce and impulsive.now go away pls

Mr.brown-kk so now tell me when you were born

Me-on my birthd- I mean April sir

by Dftgvyvbjbb June 30, 2020

April 26th

Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.

You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”

by plyby_ November 1, 2021

April 22nd

this friday is national give your bae flowers day (not really) 💁 ♀️💁 ♀️💁 ♀️

“omg friday is gonna be so boring”
“no it won’t bc your bae is gonna give you flowers for April 22nd🙌🙌”

by nyyamu April 20, 2022

april 10th

national send a shirtless, neck and shoulder, or hand pick for a boobs, booty, or swim suit pic day.

him: its april 10th
her: oh yay send shirtless
him: ok you send ass

by alexx.rae April 10, 2024

April 5th

National make out with your partner even though you aren’t dating behind the dumpsters after school day.

Aaron- Guess what
Grace- what?
Aaron- it’s April 5th
Grace- omg I’ve waited a whole year for this

by Sparky.Sparkles April 4, 2022

April 15th

April 15th is national clap josh's cheeks day

I'ma come clap them cheeks josh it's April 15th

by Pope0_ April 14, 2022

April 22

Racist joke day

*say racist jokes when not supervised

Person1: Guess what day it is (April 22)

RACIST JOKE DAY

by Xx_DirtLYfestiyle_xX April 22, 2022