scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.

Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.

by bear shaver July 13, 2021

Smashed Assholes

an asshole thats been fucked by 8 dicks at one time and its all prolapsed and shit

I feel like a bag of smashed assholes

by Silverray76 December 3, 2022

Fucking asshole

this boy who was in my life
Sakshath!

Hey! Guess who has a crush on fucking asshole??

by brokenheartgirl_123 July 24, 2021

Asshole

Alex/ Biggity Blond Bitch Boy

Alex is such a asshole, he is literally the definition.

by Ipeggedmypillow June 9, 2022

Asshole

When an organization like Urban Dictionary controls the public opinion of terms like Feminism that offer equality and instead opts for definitions of people that hold no value in the term.

Urban Dictionary is an asshole for controlling the use of the term “feminism”.

by Loudandproud December 6, 2017

Asshole Brita

A human anus with hair so full and coarse that it filters the fecal mater.

That Tacobell was brutal, it was a little hard to push through the old asshole brita

by sushikid0 December 17, 2021

Asshole

You

If someone asks u what an asshole means
Just say “you”

by I’m Mr Door October 28, 2019