Busted in half asshole

Some one that resembels that of an asshole, thats busted in half

Tim- Jez you look like a busted in half asshole today

by Miss hawker December 1, 2016

Blue Asshole

Mating call for XO fans

Person 1: What do you think the 'blue asshole' even is, do you think?
Person 2: Dude I just sat down who the fuck asks that

by dandan7 November 25, 2024

Mythical asshole

The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.

I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.

by Nerdymama September 12, 2015

A fat asshole

Pull your cheeks apart and fart. If it still made a sound, you’ve got a fat asshole.

“Couldn’t you have done that silently?!”

“Can’t help that I have a fat asshole, Sharon.”

by Rocky Mudds October 29, 2023

trucking asshole

An angry roadrage filled commercial truck driver.

Did you see that truck that just cut me off blowing his air horn? He is a real trucking asshole!!

by HTJA March 19, 2017

Asshole Aqueduct

The shape your asshole makes after a long stretch of time where it's being used as a holder for dildos. Similar to the holes in an actual aqueduct

"Man, that Tammy is so kinky. She made me get an asshole aqueduct because she blackmailed me into holding her dildo for a week.

by CarlMyMan January 5, 2022

Asshole

More commonly known as Sam Pepper, the asshole resorts to inhumane acts of sexual abuse when he feels like gaining some recognition online. When all fails, the asshole decides to lie like a little bitch and call it a social experiment eventhough said asshole knows it is still not right. The asshole may also pretend to kill someone in front of their best friend and make the other person break down in front of him, then scares the shit out of him by making the supposedly dead boy come back to like and jump scare his best friend, possibly scarring the boy for life and giving him mental health issues. BUT IT'S JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, RIGHT?!?

Beth: Ew look at that asshole grabbing little girls butts.
Amy: You mean that little Sam Pepper bitch.
Beth: Yeah.

Martha: Call the authorities.

~ Beth xxx

by _MyBlankDescription_ aka. Beth September 12, 2016