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the H. C. O. P.

THe Holey Church Of Proctology

a pun on the practice of proctology
he is a member of the H. C. O. P.
by Robert Fisher II January 11, 2008
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P .U .B .S.

Pick Up Big Styleey

To pick up hot girls.

Used on the beach, it gives the male the power to identify hot ass to his friends without arousing suspicion. Often followed by a clock sign....
P .U .B .S.
3 o'clock

aww yeah, sweet bit of preteen
by drobe June 1, 2007
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ia-l si p-asta

In English it's like: take this one (while holding your dick)
It's another Romanian trash joke
In Enghlish:
-I'm going to take some water
-Take this one
In Romanian:
-Ma duc sa iau o apa
-Ia-l si p-asta
(it's the same thing but translated in Romanian)
by Masonu de la ILYES April 14, 2021
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I+h+o+p+ness

hanch: "hey nikkii spell I-hop and then say 'ness' at the end"
nikkii: ::thinks about I+h+o+p+ness:: "i ate chyo penis.....WOA THATS HILLARIOUS!"
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p-i-double-guh-ISSED

A declaration of anger suitable for fat white women and scrawny gay men.
"The bitch at the drive through forgot my five-pounder with cheese, you know I can't just eat a big fry! I am p-i-double-guh-issed!"

Said fat Tammy to her little Chee-Who-A-Who-A
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
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J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>

J.A.P. (not to be confused with the ethnic slur directed towards the people of Japan "jap")
is:
A rich, preppy, spoiled, Jew girl. She has dark brown straightened hair,
shes from the east coast,
her fake tan makes her look like a mexican,
she has a Northface fliece on and some Moccasins,
or Ugg boots and/or Louis Vuitton.
Her nose is a Joo nose,
She buys expensive ugly shit to show bitch got money.
Her voice is either
a)raspy
b)new york accented
c)bitch
d) all the above

A J.A.P. can be found at any expensive university and also is normally found in the Northeast, including the tri-state area (NY, CT, NJ)

J.A.P.'s look like svetlanna on the real world. real bratty bitchs that like to get whatever they want and slut it up.
Sherry:"Dood, look!"
Paul:" Oh damn, its another J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>, what a whore."

Ross:"HOw many J.A.P's does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Erin:"Idk, i bet theres something about how much of a bitch they are though..."
Ross:"Two Japs- one to cry "daddy, wheres my diet coke?" and one to call a greasey tool monkey on her 1500$ phone and make him screw it in!"
Erin:" WHAT SLUTZ!"
by Efler December 14, 2008
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