Two Chimps On a Davenport

A sex act where two men double team a woman using bandana peels as condoms.

Why is the station so slippery?

Two Chimps on a Davenport.

by Chippydippydingdong November 8, 2011

Two chilli racist

Where a person is more racist than "mildly racist" without being full Hitler. Borne out of the Indian curry menu, a two chilli racist feels comfortable in their racism, but does not make a comfortable dinner party guest.

Ian, that's too far. You've become a two chilli racist.

by APDTrap3 March 11, 2018

Goody two shoes

Someone who behaves within the rules and expects other people to do so.

The goody two shoes wanted to get them chastised/punished for not wearing a mask.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020

Zero Two (2020)

She is still the best person in DITF, but she deserves better with ravor in season 2.

¨hi Zero Two (2020)¨

by superk68 September 29, 2020

Two-point Conversion

When a man is having a pee and comes to the sudden realization that he also needs to have a poop, resulting in a panicked sit-down.

Greg just woke up for a morning piss but halfway through, his stomach grumbled, so he went for the two-point conversion.

by Flynnteractive April 8, 2014

Two Bowls of Rice

the second bowl of rice is offered to you by the Iraq general when he wants to F-yer azz.

Iraqi General: Hello LTC how do you feel today?

LTC: General I a little hungry today

Iraqi General: Hungry enough for two bowls of rice?

by King Of Komms August 5, 2011

Two Pinch Tuesday

Every tuesday you have to pich two loafs.

"It's two pinch tuesday and I've already pinched twice son, I can't shit three times, it's not three pinch thursday yo."

by CrystalBooty April 13, 2009