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Turd Burglar

When you need a shit so bad,it needs complete lonesome to let loose the beast, then someone walks in, causing it to be sucked back in like e g g
by WrittenToe79 June 21, 2022
mugGet the Turd Burglarmug.

disgusting fleshy turd

A legends way of trying to insult you.
Person 1: “Ur a loser”
Person 2: “Well ur a disgusting fleshy turd”
by A person you don’t know April 13, 2020
mugGet the disgusting fleshy turdmug.

turd flu

slang for a toilet that men (usually teenagers) use for when they masturbate on the toilet.
Jimmy: Yeah I masturbated on the turd flu during gym class
Elijah: Damn Jimmy! You’re insane!
by sebb. November 29, 2017
mugGet the turd flumug.

Cologne Turd

Occurs during early morning in small to large office buildings inside the male restroom; Freshly applied, strong and cheap cologne mixes with the nasty beer and hot wings stool that is releived from the male. Thus creating a uniquely blended and familiar scent to the office environment.
Break Room Convo: “Dude have you walked into the bathroom yet this morning? Someone dropped a nasty cologne turd in there and never flushed.”
by Ole Ric November 2, 2018
mugGet the Cologne Turdmug.

barf turd

Cats hair ball that resembles a turd
Look out for that barf turd!
by Baumgeeb May 15, 2018
mugGet the barf turdmug.

turd muscle

English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."

Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"

E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"
by NateBlake666 June 6, 2014
mugGet the turd musclemug.

turds and breeze

"Da Talk" dat you give a coming-of-age youngster regarding da purpose and functions of da human butt-hole.
I think dat anal sex is really gross and unsanitary, so I only mention defecating and flatulence when I tell my offspring about da turds and breeze.
by QuacksO November 7, 2021
mugGet the turds and breezemug.

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