douche baggerary

When someone (a show off, asshole, "douche bag") displays signs of being a douche bag.

"Look at that guy in that truck, he's sticking his foot out the open window. That is the most retarded display of douche baggerary that I've ever seen!"

"That retard is prone to douche baggerary"

by gimmeurtots72 February 7, 2010

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douche bag

A male with a crude, inflated, or outrageous sense of masculinity, expressed with displays lacking in imagination or taste.

Dude, enough with the tank tops, spiked hair and fake tan, you look like a douche bag.

by gladtohelpout February 12, 2010

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douche bag

a person who has one or more popped collars and thinks it's cool ,closet fag

look at that popped collar douche bag

by yoki karioake July 11, 2009

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douche bag

1.some asshole who thinks they are hot shit and know everything

2.an object used for putang cleaning

1. God look at douche over there he thinks hot shit.
2. Jees i could really use a douche bag.

by douche101 July 18, 2009

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Douche Bonger

Someone who smokes enough grass in their lifetime to feed a horse for a few years.

(insert name of choice here), don't be a douche bonger.

by Dufe February 24, 2010

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an annoying room mate who makes stupid jokes and quotes Seinfeld. laughs loudly at the wrong time. makes jokes and comments about you but gets pissed off and cries when you do it to him. takes his computer into the bathroom late at night for extended periods of time and claims "I was playing chess". Talks to his obese girlfriend who he met on Myspace and dated for three months and now plans on marrying her when you're trying to sleep. Pulls down his beat sheet when he knows you're right but doesn't want to admit it. Listens to annoyingly gay music loudly and tries to sing but he really sucks. Not just at singing but at everything. Thinks he's really great when everyone around him thinks he a complete loser. His belief of the afterlife is exploring the universe. Basically anyone like my old roommate.

my old room mate was such a douche bag. good thing he moved out

by everyday balloons January 13, 2010

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