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social media maggot

A person who is addicted to social media and ignores or disregards time tested good old traditions.
Like using a map and compass, reading the newspaper, or doing anything related to the trades.
Example:
A. I hate those social media maggots. They use their phone for everything and almost never think for themselves.
B. Okay grandpa / grandma. Have fun with that newspaper. I have followers that want to know what next video I am going to make.

A. Why do you do something that does not make any REAL money or is useful in any way. Stop being a social media maggot already!
B. I am paid in Bitcoin and through Paypal. I help people feel slightly less miserable about themselves when they watch my videos.

A. This new generation does not listen to its elders. They are all socially addicted to their apps and facebooks.
B. Ok boomer. Are you done complaining yet? I have a new online class to take thanks to skillshare.
by Jacob Frost - GLG & SUS December 1, 2019
mugGet the social media maggotmug.

Social distance

When ur scared of getting sick
Karen's social distance to a obnoxious extent
by Molly gave October 19, 2020
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SOCIAL PET WORK

CLEANING UP AFTER SOMEONE ELSE'S ANIMALS
STEVE : WHERE MY DINNER? WHERES MUM?
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK

STEVE : OH SHIT
by SUPER FURI January 25, 2011
mugGet the SOCIAL PET WORKmug.

Social Fbrats

Social media brats who follow in a group. FratComplaining and ridiculing others.
Not realizing that they are being hypocritical
Post: OMG, I can't believe that Karen did that!
Fbrat: I know, blonde haired white women , who drive minivans are crazy!

Karen: So, its okay for you to stereotype, but if anyone does, there Racist!

Social FbratsPost 3,4,5 etc: Yeah, that Women doesn't know what she's talking about.
We should protest Karens.
by Overit1 July 16, 2020
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Social Cusser

A "Social Cusser" is someone who only cusses around people who cuss, or if people around them are cussing. But if they are with people who don't, they don't.

Like a Social Drinker, but with cussing.
"Whoah, Billy, you were cussing up a storm with Lee and Sara yesterday!"
"Yeah, man. Im a social cusser."
by Saafra August 25, 2011
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Social Pimping

Inviting some one to go out to entertain anther person in the group you don't feel like entertaining.
Social Pimping - I'm going to social pimp karen to hang out with emily tonight so she leaves me alone.
by gangstagoldfish March 17, 2011
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Social Appointment

A subtle or discreet way of inferring that one is engaging in adult activities.
Hey, Jack! Are you going to Ariels party tonight?

Nah, bro...I have a social appointment tonight
by SteveTheMainMan September 10, 2020
mugGet the Social Appointmentmug.

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