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sexual coin-flip

A "heads I win" (i.e., if da coin "lands heads", then you hafta "give me head", as in, perform fellatio on me) and "tails you lose" (i.e., if da coin "lands tails", you hafta "give me tail", as in, "your a** is mine" --- i.e., you hafta do it doggie-style wif me) type of deal, whereby da chick hasta intimately interact wif you in any case, no matter what da outcome of da coin-flip.
Da sexual coin-flip is almost as unfairly-advantageous to you as da "if I win, you hafta have sex wif me, and if you win, I hafta have sex wif you" deal, whereby you get da chick to spread her legs for you regardless of who scores higher in da game.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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Ur brother sexually identifies as other

You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined
Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*
by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat May 16, 2018
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Sexualization

The act of visualizing a sexual encounter to help pass the time using people and objects around you.
Mike: "how'd you make it through that 2 hour meeting?"
Kerry: "I practiced the art of sexualization using women in the meeting. First, Sherry from accounting was riding my cock on the conference table, loving it so much she was spreading her butt checks and starring at Lauren from finance. Then Jill from 2nd floor joined in, she liked it from be-hindt! Next thing I knew the meeting was over..."

Larry: "wow that was the most boring class ever"
Jason: "not for me, I used sexualization. That red-haired girl beside me is now named cinnamon, and she should probably brush her teeth after what just went down"
by Fattroll April 12, 2017
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Grady sexual

When you really just wanna fuck a good old Khum Miser
Damn home nigga I’m Grady Sexual
by Cole_Gub69 February 21, 2023
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The Sexualization of Hispanic Women

No it fucking isn't Emma you are so full of shit about intersexual relationships.
Hym "The Sexualization of Hispanic Women isn't a thing. All of the woman are sexualized. MEN are ALSO sexualized. EXCEPT it's the FAT COCKS BEING SEXUALIZED and the BABY DICKS BEING DEMONITIZED. And THIS SITE is LITERALLY evidence of that very FACT."
by Hym Iam November 3, 2024
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Hobo-Sexual

A Hobo-Sexual is A person ... Male or Female whom get into relationships .. rather it be Sexual or platonic just to have a place to stay.
Your a hobo-Sexual, because you married that woman to have a place to live!
by @ThaRealSoutherngal December 21, 2017
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sexual blackout dates

Those dreaded 5-to-10 days of the month when a girl has to deny "downstairs access" to the special guy in her life.
Horny stud: I try to time my monthly visits to my gal's house so that I don't arrive during her sexual blackout dates.
by QuacksO April 24, 2015
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