roast post 

When you and God have a falling out

God just made Roast Post about me, tf

roast post by uhh huhh May 30, 2018

Ninja Post

The act of writing a phrase, most commonly "Ninja Post," on a Facebook wall post and deleting it after someone has commented on it.

Dude, I'm putting a ninja post on everyone's status.

Ninja Post by badjuju October 27, 2010

double post 

When a post is the same as another post by the same member in the same topic.

Guy1: Hello, can you fix this error, when I login , it just says error, and it won't let me login
Guy2:Please read the news section.
Guy1: so can you fix this, because it won't let me login because of this error.
Guy2: please don't double post.

double post by Rensen May 21, 2006

The Post-It 

When you feed your girlfriend a big meal and forbid her from shitting for the next 7 hours, then do her from behind whilst fingering her butthole so you get a nice juicy wad of poop.
Then write a special message on her back and invite your closest friends to jizz on top of it. Wait for it to dry, then peel it off so you can post it on her fridge.

"Valentine's Day was coming up and I wanted to get her something special, so I gave her the post-it!"

The Post-It by dear baby jesus in the cradle January 10, 2012

nothing to post about

The 21st century version of "nothing to write home about". Something that's not worthy of being posted on Facebook, Twitter, or another social network site.

Chris: So what did you think of that burger?
Laura: Meh, nothing to post about.

Matt: So what did you do this weekend.
Andy: I went to a car show, ate some fish, and collected loose change. Nothing to post about

nothing to post about by Chris in South Korea December 11, 2012

Fence Post 

When a man or woman inserts their elbow into a womans vagina whilst they shit.

shitelbowvaginaorgasmfarmfence post

Fence Post by Gizzmiester 3000 May 18, 2010

most disliked post 

This is the most disliked post on urban dictionary.

Holy shit! It's the most disliked post on Urban dictionary!

most disliked post by ReliableGentleman October 25, 2020