oatmeal creme pie

A common term used in cottagecore, referring to having intercourse in the morning, as you wake up.

"Hello, Amanda. The flowers are beautiful this morning, aren't they?"
"Yes, they are, Michael. I already felt wonderful this morning, and the roses are making it better."
"Oh? How come you feel so nice, Amanda?"
"My dear husband gave me an oatmeal creme pie. It made my day."
"My, oh my."

by 1/3 of The Men August 11, 2022

Cranston Cream Pie

The act of cumming in a girls ear while she is asleep and letting it dry up. This causes her to wake up confused and wondering why she is hard of hearing in one ear. Origin - Cranston, RI

Sally woke up having trouble hearing in one ear. She went to the doctor and he told her she had a classic case of the Cranston Cream Pies.

Peter waited until Karina was asleep so he could give her a good ol' Cranston cream pie.

My girlfriend was being a bitch. I told her if she kept it up she'd be getting a Cranston cream pie when she fell asleep...she changed her attitude real quick.

by Jeremiah Wickets August 12, 2016

eat that cooter pie

A phrase of praise for heterosexual homophobic males who like eating pussy. Meaning to eat that cat. Or to go muff diving

Eat that cooter pie Jeff!

by CCBguys November 13, 2020

whipped cream pie

when you cum on a girls pussy then put whipped cream on it then eat it

whipped cream pie tastes good

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvnm, May 3, 2018

Mcdonalds Apple Pie

The act of ejaculating while a female strokes your dick. This is a type of assisted masturbation however, there is no lube of any kind allowed.

My cock was is pain after the McDonalds apple pie that I recieved last night.

by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

Frosty Creme-Pie

(Het): When a man is having vaginal sex with a woman but before climax, he pulls out and finishes in the ass. He then licks the dripping that comes out.

(Homo): When two men are having sex and the top pulls out before climax and ejaculates on the bottom’s balls. He then licks the dripping off.

“Broooo, I gave my girlfriend a frosty creme-pie last night.”

by Reuben San-du-val-wich October 25, 2019

love me some pie

Dean Winchester's saying. If you touch his pie, he will end you.

"Love me some pie"

by Sherlockjohn221b221 January 23, 2018