That secret bit of fanny your dad has on the sly when your mums not in the mood. Only Later to shove his leftover greasy bone in your mums recepticle when she's pekish for a bit of spicy meat, with extra mayo.
"Its finger licking good"
"Its finger licking good"
"My dad thought he'd give my mum a break so he went for a mums night off bucket"
"After procrastinating with his mums night off bucket, ted when back to his wife's wicked zinger."
"After procrastinating with his mums night off bucket, ted when back to his wife's wicked zinger."
by Monkey08 March 13, 2008
When one spread honey on ones dick, then pours poprocks on over the honey. Once they start popping one performs Anal Sex on their partner. The popping of the pop rocks causes the the nerves and muscles of the anus to relax and the insewing rush of fecal matter is known as the SATURDAY NIGHT STREET CAR.
by Gendrix November 13, 2010
Guy 1: ugh i can't fall asleep and its 12:20
Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome
Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome
by Redsoxsuck04 August 06, 2014
Noun. A comedic mispronunciation/spelling of the Hollywood movie writer/director; M. Night Shyamalan. Who's famous for both his unusual name and for his somewhat surprising film twists.
Verb. Using his name to describe a crazy, unusual or unbelievable end to something.
Verb. Using his name to describe a crazy, unusual or unbelievable end to something.
1 "Lets pick a good movie this time, nothing by M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong."
2 "Can you believe what happened to john? I swear it was some straight up M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong shit."
2 "Can you believe what happened to john? I swear it was some straight up M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong shit."
by pinkparasite87 August 14, 2011
by sonni hopkins August 16, 2005
Just about. The greatest comeback to anything. Used mainly when talking about the size of genitals, but can apply to anything else.
Person A - Hey look at our science. That's bigger than yours!
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.
by More Awesome Than Thou November 12, 2005
As I was receiving the lap dance of my life by this bargain basement whore at my bachelor party, my fiancee popped up like a pimple on prom night and caused Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm to run for cover!
by weave November 02, 2003