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Jacob

A name normally associated with a gym addicted sad prick who does nothing but move to dead tings named Georgia. We pray for people who are named Jacob because they’re 19 and still in college which is ultimately sad 1 like 1 prayer
The word JACOB can be used in this sentence “ aye look at that pussyole he’s deffo a Jacob pfft wasteman
by John names March 18, 2019
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Jacob

A Sexy boy, you probably met him in middle school. you INSTANTLY fell in love with him
he probably has a nice dick to :)
Me: Hi darling~
Jacob: Shut up shorty
Me: (Blushes alot)
by Coco0Bugzzz May 12, 2022
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Jacob S.

A person who cannot be enslaved because of his independence and has beaten a xander in a boxing fight.
by Kaisiwisiixiwujwkxod September 7, 2023
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Jacob fiske

by 12678?!&&(; June 25, 2016
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Jacob

You hear sounds at night. They surround you while you try to achieve sweet slumber. You feel as though... you aren't alone in this seemingly empty house.

Jacob is watching.
by TylerKai421 November 24, 2021
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Jacob Schmudlach

A very sexy man who isn't gay and loves women and gets them many a time. on average he has 10 or more women at his house at one time and has to hire a personal cum cleaner because of the copious amounts cumming women in his household.
Jacob Schmudlach is so hot and cool!
by schmud November 26, 2021
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Jacob

Breaks your heart a lot, doesn’t care about you or your feelings. Unable to realize how much pain he’s causing you. Literally makes you feel like a complete nothing.
Emily: Jacob doesn’t care about me

Peter: That’s Jacob for you
by Sebastian Tanner February 11, 2020
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