What your boyfriend calls you when he adores you.
by princheska May 28, 2020
Get the Puffy fluffy muffinmug. A man that is built like a a egg and has a womanly voice when saying "Here" Im looking at you Mister Morris.
by MeatBallar May 15, 2022
Get the Egg Muffinmug. Sussy muffin is a term used to declare something suspicious.
For an example, you open your muffin thinking is a chocolate chip muffin... but it's actually a blueberry muffin
For an example, you open your muffin thinking is a chocolate chip muffin... but it's actually a blueberry muffin
Jessica is a sussy muffin because she said she couldn't go to work because she was sick.... but I caught her at the bar.
by anonymous December 20, 2022
Get the sussy muffinmug. by Some whitts March 22, 2017
Get the Muffin skinmug. An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.
After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.
by Echc93 February 3, 2018
Get the Jizz muffinmug. When you sneak a woman onto an airplane in your carry-on or checked luggage for the express purpose of engaging in consensual in-flight sex through a hole previously created in the side of said luggage.
Flight attendant: “Excuse me, sir, but please remove your penis from that luggage. I’m worried you’ll get sperm on your travel items.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”
by CountOlaf69 June 22, 2024
Get the muffin smugglingmug. Muffin Skinner is a muffin
by Anonymous kool March 30, 2020
Get the Muffinmug.