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Mommy Monsters

Group of once attractive early middle aged women disfigured by breast implants, lip & ass fillers, fake eyelashes, cheap looking hair coloring and extensions. Usually dresses like a teenager along with wearing globed on foundation and dark eye liner with crusty mascara addicted to social media to post selfie’s and group photos after photo shopping them.
Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?

I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!

“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”

“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”

“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”

“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”
by Judgerichie November 5, 2023
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Reality Monster-y

Because, unlike Jordan Peterson, I know that your asking whether or not I'm willing to make an affirmative claim regarding a creator deity.
Hym "That being said... It is a little reality monster-y though... It would be a shame if it didn't. Can't kill it if it doesn't exist. So, yeah, no but I hope so. I also don't care."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2025
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monster

a person, typically a child, who is rude or badly behaved.
"Christopher is only a year old, but already he is a little monster"
by Arminkshipper August 17, 2025
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pp monster

by anonymous July 24, 2023
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Lagoon Monster

A large turd in the toilet….. whereas the lagoon would be the toilet bowl
Hey Dave, hang on a second, I gotta go drop a “Lagoon Monster
by .Captain Rabbit June 22, 2025
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digital monster

(music)
A digital monster, also called digimon, is an artist always performing extremely well on the digital charts, when almost every single tops the chart. Examples include IU, AKMU, (earlier) Big Bang, BTS or SISTAR.
The two digital monsters are collaborating! NAKKA by AKMU und IU will absolutely be killing on the charts.
by inthismidnight February 24, 2022
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monster truck titties

When a woman (or various women) have voluptuous and oversized breast that contrast in size to the rest of her (or their) body. Monster Truck Titties can be all natural, or can be Implanted. Typically breast’s larger than a D sized cup, with slim a waistline.
“Damn, how can that girl be 5’6, size 2 waist, and have 32 DD Monster Truck Titties?

Ex: Kate Upton, Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, Pamela Anderson, and Busty Buffy all have Monster Truck Titties.
by M.F. Jones April 19, 2018
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