slut money

that sneaky friend who steals your muffin

Give me back my muffin slut money

by TadicRicemaster June 9, 2017

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Money

What life should give you instead of lemons so you can actually get some quality lemonade for once

I really need money to pay my rent

by CharaOwO June 19, 2017

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Meat Money

Money used by some dik or smitz to buy a well hung male prostitute when he needs a brutal pounding.

Danny made some meat money today. He's gonna get that ass pounded, tonight!

by steamingkoil June 20, 2017

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mike money

Money to use on/for strippers and at the strip club

Dave: Yo man I brought some mike money for after we leave Jake's house!
Tyler: Hell yeah.

by Neutral Nandy July 5, 2017

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money for the honeys

A slut or a gold digger only likes a man for his money

I hope my man has some money for the honeys

by Heeybitch November 8, 2017

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money dumpster

n.
Something or someone you invest your finances in, but in the end doesn't help you at all.

q: Hey, did you use your liberal arts degree to find a good job?
a: No, my education was just a big money dumpster.

q:So are you and Lisa getting married?
a: No, we were never good for each other. In facet, she isn't good for anything... Well... No, she made a good money dumpster.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

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