left-leg-lean

The posture assumed by one who is very intoxicated - but not quite stumble-drunk.

Sarah - How long has Mike been at the bar?
Joe - I'm not sure, but he's been doing the left-leg-lean for about an hour now.

by jdmccallen March 11, 2008

one-legged Meg

A female who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes her mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The male counterpart is known as one-legged Greg

Meg:" Fuck! My hamstring locked up, oh dear Sally , please help me!"
Sally:"On it, one-legged Meg!"

by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023

The Second Left LEg Accident Granted Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez'sHand

The Second Left LEg Accident Granted Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez'sHand

The Second Left LEg Accident Granted Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez'sHand

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

Tuna legs

When a woman sees hot guy and gets so wet it runs down her legs

Damn did you see how jewels looked when she saw matthew, she got straight up tuna legs

by Mtg187 August 25, 2020

Leg

when we made a spelling mistake for a legend

ur mums a leg

by susanusaiditwrong March 10, 2019

Taking up legs

The equivalent of walking somewhere

Rhiann: what's happening this evening then?
Josh: we're taking up legs t'spoons

by Riri53 October 20, 2017

My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022