why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin

*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”

by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024

"Just Move" Money

Phrase applied to people who have the financial capacity to move away from most, if not all, major social issues while leaving everyone poorer than them to actually try and solve them, who then believe that every other human being on the planet has the same ability to "Just Move" away from whatever issue is making headlines at the time. Similar to "First World Problems".

Do you have "Just Move" Money?
- Excerpt from YouTube comment on Trump's Second Term: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

by Definitely_Not_A_Book_Reader June 30, 2024

Just In Case Pussy

When a woman keeps her shit clean, fresh and tight, “just in case” she meets the man of her dreams so she don’t leave any stank on his hang low

KB was on the prowl looking for some man meat, so erry morning she washed, shaved and freshened up so she always had that Just in Case Pussy!

by Freakie14 January 24, 2020

Just Stop By

a term for having simple dinner plans and ending up at epic parties with Daniel Laporte with incredibly attractive/successful people and being fed the alcoholic equivalent of rocket fuel by his supermodel BFFs until 3am.

Hey, we could get a layover in Reno... let's rent an RV and we'll JUST STOP BY this cool little event, Burning Man....

Oh, my friend Scorsese is having a premiere around the corner... slip on a tux, we'll JUST STOP BY...

It's getting late. I think I'll go home soon, but Beyonce's birthday dinner is on the walk over. Let's JUST STOP BY...

by RootSigma December 13, 2021

Just Pack Your Bags Bro

Most preferably used when someone has ruined their social reputation beyond recovery. Can be used an alternative to "you're cooked"

"I told the huzz that she reminds me of Kefla from Dragon Ball"
" You know what? Just pack your bags bro. you're done"

by isnt.that.useful April 1, 2025

Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out

I’ve got a neighbor from Indiana state that moved in next door. They have no children. They don’t wish to help me with anything. The wife is an selfish arrogant bitch and a fat cow. I’m a 16th generation Cajun man. I wish all of these douchebag transplants would just get the fuck out. They’re not from Louisiana and they aren’t even Catholic, wtf are they even doing here.

Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

Just so you Know

A Minecraft animation where some heterochromic guy chases after his supposedly dead demon girlfriend, killing her in the process.

Basically a suicide mission, but for kids!

"That guy in Just so you Know was a huge simp"

by Y𝙹⚍'ꖎꖎ リᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ꖌリ𝙹∴ ∴⍑𝙹 ╎ ᔑᒲ September 8, 2021