A cute ass cracker that loves asians, aka Kaylie, and his aunt. Hates a little monkey named David and would love to suck a man named G a b e off.
Jacob is a nig...
by GINOISGAY224 April 25, 2024
Get the Jacobmug. by Jacob120392190 May 24, 2022
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is the name of a guy who is perfect and better then everyone. women loooove him and he's buff and sexy and tall. all the guys are jealous of him and his pp length of 6 metres.
by Better123 November 6, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. a Lil gay guy who likes to be gay and is rarely even a guy, call him a gay girl if you will. he, oops... she likes to ride sacks.
by lil jacob rider October 30, 2020
Get the jacob ridermug. Jacob is the most amazing and handsome guy you'll ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Just looking at this guy will make you wanna kiss him due to his perfect lips. If you’re lucky enough to be his girl, he’ll be incredibly loyal to you and will not let another girl even look in his direction. Sometimes he’s kinda retarded. You will never fail to get a good conversation out of him and get the best advice you’ve ever heard. Every girl wants a Jacob, and maybe they should get one. (But not mine). He’s great at basketball but won’t let anyone tell him. Did i mention he has a big dick? You cant walk around with him anywhere or else he’ll knock everything over with that long sword. He never fails to make you feel better either. He’s the perfect friend, and especially the perfect boyfriend. And you can always count on him.
Girl- “Dude did you see the way Jacob just kicked that girl in the face because she looked at him?”
Other girl- “yea he’s so loyal, his girl is lucky..”
I love jacob😍
Other girl- “yea he’s so loyal, his girl is lucky..”
I love jacob😍
by uhhhhidk.. December 9, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. my very hot really sexy crush who is really weird but really funny and has very hairy legs.. but them armpits are even worse
Jacob Diedrich is mine and i wish a bitch aka mak would try to touch him thats when i start whooping some peoples assess.
by shawnte's dictionary January 30, 2020
Get the Jacob Diedrichmug. The term refers to a designer watch from Jacob and Company, a company that sells stupid expensive watches.
The Game Lyrics from "Hate It or Love It"
"...I ain't have 50 cent when my grandmama died
Now I'm going back to Cali with my Jacob on, see how time fly?"
"...I ain't have 50 cent when my grandmama died
Now I'm going back to Cali with my Jacob on, see how time fly?"
by not for nothing February 22, 2019
Get the Jacobmug.