Hard

Your Thing Down there is having an Erection.

Yo Mike, you like bob saget?
Ya bro, he makes me hard.
Ayo Thats Kinda Gay.

by Smegmazillion December 18, 2022

metro hard as fuck

A random sentence that a douchebag says.

“The lady at shipleys bought our donuts”
“Metro hard as fuck”

by Penislover5577 December 21, 2022

In between a cock and a hard place

Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis

So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!

by Tony_Pepporoni December 23, 2022

Hard on

The initial energizing of an electrical circuit by engaging an over current protection device.

Man1: Jenna Jamison is moaning.
Man2: That gives me a hard on.
Man1: Isn’t she hot?
Man2: My hard is on.

by Jaythereal December 23, 2022

pornhub hard sex

hard rough sex on pornhub

Hey john, do you want to watch pornhub hard sex?

by thehottestdaddy January 3, 2023

Nicholas Harding

He is awesome, the bees knees. Uses a lot of slang tho in situations but always puts a smile on your face. The best Boyfriend any woman could ask for. Respectable and loving Nicholas Harding is the best

1- Oh Nicholas Harding he's the bees knees

2- Tell me about it

by SAM115 January 8, 2023

Very hard bird-seed

A phrase used to describe:

i) something that is of very high standard, faultless, impeccable
ii) timing of an event or activity that turns out to be perfect, entirely appropriate, impeccable

The logic he applied to solve the murder was like very hard bird-seed, impeccable.

The timing of her arrival at the party was like very hard bird-seed, absolutely impeccable!

by Philo T. Dillo April 5, 2023