Halley's Vomit

This is a real unicorn. Following up on the Tom Segura "double pipe classic", this takes it one step further. This event is a once in a lifetime type of event. When a person burps, farts, and sneezes at the same time, it is known as a Halley's Vomit. While it is more rare than Halley's Comet, Halley's Vomit usually wreaks of vodka and dumpster.

Guy A - "Uh, did you see that man just sneeze, shart and burp on national TV?"
Guy B- "He dropped a Halley's vomit right into the camera!"
Guy A - "Oh shit, is that Wendy Williams?"
Guy B - "I dont know what his fucking name is, I just know he dropped a Halley's Vomit"

by MommyJeans March 24, 2021

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Hally

When you mispel happy and get left with a name from the 1970s.

No way Amelia just said "Hally Bday". I'm dead.

by QuirkyBanana69 March 28, 2021

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hallotopo

when something that is supposed to be placed inside of something els is flipped in reverse.

boy 1: rah that gyal did a hallotopo bro
boy 2: whaaa say mums cuzzy
boy 1: yeah blud that gyalie whipped her shlong out and rammed it in my b00ty whole fam ! It was rad

ANOTHER EXAMPLE
Putting the fridge into the milk instead of putting the milk into the fridge.

by Gracie kiernan March 31, 2021

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Hallie Lawson

The most beautiful and amazing girl you will ever meet. She is outgoing and her smile is breathtaking. A she is shy and has a beautiful voice. Hallie Lawson is the perfect girl.

That girl Hallie Lawson is a absolute dime

by SG999 March 31, 2021

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