Donkey Crush

Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER

Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia

by Demkitties February 6, 2019

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Donkey

Donkey can be a jackass or something retarded

Evan quit being a donkey

by BIG WORM (Alaskan bull worm) April 10, 2020

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A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy

"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"

by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021

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Donkey cute

when you are so ugly you're cute

Steve is donkey cute
The donkey from Shrek is donkey cute

by BeStEvErRrR! September 2, 2011

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donkey knot

When three men tie their penises together in a counterclockwise overhand knot and proceed to shuffle back and forth until the knot is fully winched or until the first man ejaculates

My friend Carlos said he was busy and couldn’t go to the bar my best guess is he it’s currently stuck in a donkey knot with his roommates

by Junebug02 December 3, 2023

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