puff cunt

1. An oversized or engorged female genetalia that is usually caused from excess weight gain and tight pants

2. An extremely large moose knuckle or camel toe

Did you see Kelly's puff cunt? It was so big that her pants were bursting at the seams!

by Iamsiam23xc September 25, 2007

Cunt Puddle

The pool of juice that resides at the base of a girls feet when she becomes highly aroused.

Girl: Can we move to another area of the bar? I just saw Ben Te'o and left a dirty big cunt puddle here

by Big Dawgy Dawg 69 September 15, 2012

cunt load

alot of a particular object

TJ: i'm hungry james
James: don't worry mate, there's a cunt load of rice in the cupboard

by splank August 23, 2009

smash cunts

VERB.

1. To successfully assault contemptible persons.

2. To penetrate a woman's vagina in a rough manner (generally with her consent).

3. To drink copious amounts of alcohol.

4. To put great effort into an activity. It can applied to any type of activity, as long as the person doing the activity has given it everything they've got.

ETYMOLOGY: Fucking smash

"I told him I like it rough, so he really smashed my cunt!"

"Are you coming out to smash cunts tonight?"

"I smashed that exam right in the cunt!"

by Bonhilda September 27, 2009

ignorant cunt

Your typical 'turd' wave feminist, who believes the path to equality is through hatred and bigotry of cultures rejected by their idealism. Becoming the thing they very image of everything hate: racism, sexism, ageism, delusional: and still pretending to be a victim.

Considers rehashes and reboots of the past to actually be original thought when role reversal is the only change made, instead of actually transcending negative paradigms.

#WomensMarchOnWashington , full of voters who are still angry they didn't win fair and square because they voted on a candidate solely because she was a woman, in spite of her endless track record of corruption starting with her internship under her mentor: Richard Nixon
aka, ignorant cunts

by iOneIndividual January 20, 2017

sloppy cunt

The female sexual organ whether excessively lubricated or filled with the detritus of a previous ejaculation during sequential intercourse; a wet vagina.

"I hate going to a whorehouse and banging away at some sloppy cunt," said Ranger Rick.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 27, 2006

cunt cannon

when a women places a fully dressed small child in her uterus then fires it at a man screaming,"you meh buhbies deday"

"hey tim watch out for that bitch,she likes to use her cunt cannon"

by H e a v y F e a t h e r January 28, 2009