A cookie would constantly guilt-trip you, and make you seem like the bad guy. They act cute and sweet but they’re the seed of evil, never trust a cookie they will take over your life like a parasite.
Some cookies are very cute though, beware this is nothing but a diversion of the messed up shit they’ll do. They are very sensitive too, so do not show them this definition
Some cookies are very cute though, beware this is nothing but a diversion of the messed up shit they’ll do. They are very sensitive too, so do not show them this definition
by Xavygravy March 17, 2022
Get the Cookiemug. When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
by Thou Art That November 22, 2024
Get the Do you want a cookie?mug. A girl .... Usually named Mahina.... Obsessed with with cookie dough.... would rather eat cookie dough than get dick.... But loves her best friend.... Michelle Hasatallhotblondebf...... Most Naturally Gorgeous human being to live! Also has an effect on the boys like no other.... makes chicken bones appear magically. Insanely (but condescendingly) smart!
by HASATALLHOTBLONDEBF April 21, 2022
Get the Cookie Dough Whoremug. 
Cookie is another word for pussy
“You see I let him eat the cookie 'cause it's good for him
And whenever he eat the cookie he got good form” - Nicki Minaj (Good Form)
When she says “whenever he eat the cookie he got good form”
the man in question is good at giving her head (oral sex)
And whenever he eat the cookie he got good form” - Nicki Minaj (Good Form)
When she says “whenever he eat the cookie he got good form”
the man in question is good at giving her head (oral sex)
by JayJayIsVeryGayGay August 6, 2021
Get the Cookiemug. by Rüf May 27, 2016
Get the crispy cookiesmug. by Knoxload May 3, 2022
Get the Cookie doughmug.