friend with penalties

A member of the opposite sex, that you know because they make it clear they have been in love with you since you met. You refuse their romantic gestures almost coldheartedly, and struggle to keep them at an arm's length, but safely within the friend zone, because they have some value or benefit for you. Unknowingly, they constantly attempt to make their affections for you more clear sand present them to you in painful obvious ways. Only to be rejected, repeatedly. You have "penalties" like, you refrain from casual hugs, or physical contacts, emotional outbursts or gratitude, for fear they might see it as a positive thing! Some form of an advance on your part, so you have to monitor your standard behavior when around them.

Oh, ya... That's nobody sexual, just my friend with penalties *name* and it's NOT like that!! For real, don't play around, and catch me a stalker!

by LadyWurdz July 21, 2016

friend-spouse

Platonic best friends that act, socialize, and behave like a married couple.

Lauren is bringing her friend-spouse, Tobie.

"I'll only go if my friend-spouse can."

"Let's go on a friend-spouse double-date!"

by tobiewankenobi March 16, 2009

somewhat friend

A friend that is only useful when you have nothing better to do

I guess I will call my somewhat friend back today, since I have nothing better to do

by REALIST_E June 22, 2014

Friend Zone

When you are in a deep emotional relationship with a member of the opposite sex that is in all ways exactly like a romantic relationship but without the physical connection. But unlike a romantic relationship, it is prone to end at any time and start up again without the inconvenience of actually breaking up.

"We spent all our time together and I thought we were going to start dating, but suddenly she started dating someone else and now barely talks to me. I guess I was in the friend zone."

by Iron Sheep May 9, 2014

friends in Slovakia

A way of saying someone is very popular.

L: Dude, how does Jim know so many people?
O: I know right. He's legit so popular.
L: I bet he even has friends in Slovakia.

by a binder July 14, 2021

friend whore

a person (usually girl) who hops between "bestfriends"

It's so fucking annoying when Lilly is being a friend whore. Like why is she so fake, like pick one bestfriend.

by jh2bkcg September 11, 2016

Best Friend

Someone you can trust. Someone you can never replace. Best Friends are even closer than just friends. They are like your sibling but even closer. They are loyal. Best Friends are friends that you love and they will never leave you. They love you for who you are and accept any flaws. If they leave and never come back, they are not considered a Best Friend. Best friends always have your back.

That girl over there is my Best Friend, I love her to death.

I can only trust my Best Friend.
My Best Friend is the best.
I have so much fun with my Best Friend.

by ChanyeolsLovee June 10, 2015