Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.

I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...

by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022

Mega Turd

Someone who is a big Turd. They’re just a Turd. But a big one, like mega big.

“Mitchell stop being such a mega Turd ”

by urasscrack January 12, 2019

Turd Burglar

A person who buys, or tries to steal, something that is in a bad state of repair and thinks they will be able to sell it after a minor amount of shoddy work for much more money.

Man I can't tell you how many turd burglars from craiglist are blowing up my phone asking me if they think the car I am selling for parts can be rebuilt and made road worthy.

by K2xW July 17, 2021

Sprinkle turd

Use this word when someone’s being rude it will mind blow them they will have no come back prepared and will have to take the L.

Person1 to person3: “omg shut it you sprinkle turd”
Person2 to person 3:”day ummm there’s no coming back from that”

by Thecrackheadyouknowas... February 23, 2021

Turd

Stinky brown thing that comes out of your butt

Person 1: I had the stinkiest turd ever dude!!
Person 2: that’s nasty 🤢

by French urban Fry April 27, 2022

Turd Harvest

A fetish involving the collection of turds.

After Jill took a dump at Steve's house, Ronny went into turd harvest mode. Collecting all of Jill's deer pellet turds for his personal collection.

by Steven1 July 9, 2010

Turd Bucket Challenge

When you fill a bucket with turds and pour it over your head

"I nominated my dad for the Turd Bucket Challenge"
"Oh shit, did he actually do it?"
"Yeah, I helped him out in his sleep"

by Tinkle Stinky June 4, 2025