chimney this shit

When you hotbox a car and let the smoke out of the sunroof

Yo Eneida chimney this shit.

by TheSlayinMonkey May 16, 2018

Shit Ballerina

The act of raising one's knees while on the commode, leaving only the tippy-toes on the floor. The resulting position resembles a plie squat with feet in pointe, and isolates nerve endings in the sphincter to provide heightened sensation. This technique is preferred by those who enjoy butt-play as part of sex, especially during masturbation.

Spencer's boss complained about the amount of time he spends on the toilet, until Spencer explained he's a shit ballerina.

by Shoobastank September 9, 2019

gyal is shit

gyal is shit but we need them in life but they are still shit

your gyal done you you wld say gyal is shit to feel better

by lil ling ling April 9, 2020

Shit-Tear

That one shit you take that makes you tear up

Friend: hey man I took the best shit ever that I got a shit-tear
Friend 2: Cool! I got my first shit-tear yesterday

by Ssta February 14, 2020

Hippo Shit

when you have explosive diarrhea and it gets everywhere

Dude 1: wanna hangout?
Dude 2: can’t my mom grounded me cuz i hippo shit all over the washroom

by FardedShided February 23, 2020

Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.

Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.

by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020

sad shit

When there something that’s depressing or sad and you don’t know what to say or the situation is complex.

Dam your phone died and u bored sad shit.
You jus caught Corona dam that’s sad shit.

by Sadshit March 17, 2020