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sock turd

when u stick a sock up ur butt and u pull out a huge turd.
i got a huge sock turd when i stuck a sock up my ass.
by nobody else here June 11, 2017
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Turd

When someone you like does something silly/mischievous to you.
Jimmys such a turd, he just splashed water on me
by ToDoList November 16, 2019
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turd burgler

(noun) One that participates in the act of turd burgling
(verb) the act of defecation/turd penetration into a partners anus repeatedly back and forth.
The turd burgler and I were turd burgling, but our anal seal just wasn't tight enough, so I spurgled snurgle down my leg.
by TBurgler44 August 31, 2013
mugGet the turd burglermug.

BURNT TURD

A turd that has been cooking too long in your belly and needs to be pooped.
My bathroom schedule is so off that I had to rush home from work with a burnt turd.
by mwecky January 3, 2019
mugGet the BURNT TURDmug.

Turd Nugget

A child or young adult who has little to no respect for their elders. Who decieves an adult in order achieve getting his or her own way. To draw attention to ones self with the intent of taking any attention off of someone else while they are currently engaged in conversation or activity or otherwise occupied by something, or someone, other than the attention seeker. or to draw attention to themselves.

The equivalent of calling an adult an ass hole.’

-REFERENCE-
(The little pebbles of shit that are typically created when going to the bathroom due to dehydration or constipation. Which is usually very uncomfortable and hard to pass; “something we would all prefer to AVOID or to EVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE).
Woman- My best friend leant me some money recently, but she asked me for a favor instead of having me pay her back, even though she knows that I can’t stand being being around children.

But it was only for a short time. So I thought it wouldn’t be that difficult.
The entire time i was watching her, she followed me around everywhere. It was so annoying. I was on the phone with my boyfriend and yup “she was right their,, pulling at my shirt. The kid constantly wanted my attention the entire time, (yelling and screaming if I didn’t). .

I’ll never watch that little TURD NUGGET ever again. Not for one second.
by YesorNo?AreYouInsatiable? December 28, 2020
mugGet the Turd Nuggetmug.

Turd

ben cretsinger :))
you’re a turd
by mialeblanc October 27, 2019
mugGet the Turdmug.

puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat
jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!
by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023
mugGet the puppy dog turds on toastmug.

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