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social media vomit

It's when you post on social media without thinking, usually an emotional outburst when stressed, uncomfortable, mad, but most likely drunk.
"Dude, why did you tag everyone one in a post that you love them."
"Sorry I was feeling like I loved everyone after a few shots, and wanted to tell them. It was just social media vomit.
by anonymous October 20, 2022
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Social Media Patronizing

Social Media Patronizing: When you see someone in person and they say “I love your content” but they never actually comment on or “like” your posts or other content (depending on how the platform works) because they feel they’re better than, and don’t want the actual association.

That is social media patronizing.
Social Media Patronizing: Hey Mike, haven’t seen you in a while… omg, I LOVE following you on LinkedIn (but you know this person has NEVER engaged with you, not even a “like”).

This is a very condescending response from the person you haven’t seen in a while and claims they love to follow your content.
by Ricardo Rico December 31, 2021
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social rejection

blue haired liberals, jiafei accounts, "the boyzzz", social credit mfs, people who use twitter as an information site
person a: hey is that person a social rejection?
person b: they are *what was listed above* so yeah
by xi—..! January 5, 2022
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Socially Distant

To feel utterly detached from the need or desire to socialize.
Honestly, I haven’t spoken to them in a while! Work has me feeling pretty socially distant lately”
by kxtbonifacio January 10, 2022
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Social Whiplash

Social Whiplash:
Adjective

Definition

1) Having multiple different interactions rapidly

or

2) Having multiple different interactions rapidly and great periods of loneliness
The social whiplash I experienced after attending several meetings was extreme.

Jumping from person to person in my messages caused me to have social whiplash.
by Panpandasan January 20, 2022
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Social Media

Where 'opinions' or 'preferences' are stated. But noone respects each other and fuck each other's parents every once in a while.
A: Why do pp nowadays have so polarized, negative opinions?
B: Well, well, you know what social media is, don't you?
by anidiotbutnotthatidiothisidiot January 20, 2022
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Socialism Works

A secret code phase meaning 'I am retarded'
Person 0: 'Socialism works'
Person 1: 'So you are retarded?'
by Some rando out there January 22, 2022
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