Mono-sexual

Just a lonely guy or gal that has sex with himself.

Dude 1:dude where were you i could not find you at the strip club
Dude 2: soz bro i was fucking my-self you know just being a Mono-sexual

by Hardeetoo May 23, 2019

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skinny sexual

Another word for bi: when a girl is actually a lesbian but appreciates that guys could possibly be vaguely attractive in a far-off alternate universe.

Britney: "Why is she looking at him like that? I thought she was a lesbian!"

Sam: "Oh, it's okay. She's only skinny sexual."

by BrittBrittBritt July 11, 2014

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A zaynsexual means a person who simps for every celebrity and won’t stfu about them especially timothee chalamet and needs help plus this person has friends called Judy taleen zaina mohd toti bodz majid

I am ZAYN sexual

by Thatsimpingchild January 4, 2021

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Mack Sexual

A thicc boi who is neither male nor female and is unusually bad at things. Is a level 98 wahmen respector and is exetremly spasmoidal at times. Does not enjoy physical activities.

"Thank you very much but I am actually a Mack sexual for your information"

by Drug ass August 9, 2018

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Dream Sexual

the reason god hasn't come back, the reason we has suicide, the reason covid started. you better be glad Adam and Eve weren't dream sexual because god would have killed them rather then banish them

dumb ass: I'm a dream sexual
are hero: ends them
god: I'm ok with that

by ogwhic February 5, 2022

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