John Stamos

Male actor who once portrayed Uncle Jesse in full house. Got his start by starring in such Gay Porn films as CliffBanger and Back Door Gardeners III. Was also caught in connection with Rob Lowe's seduction of two under aged males.

"*Farts*....Mhmmmm....."
"Unlce Jesse?"
"(Breathes deep and reaches pervertedly for the little Olsen girl)"
"(Olsen girl screams)"
"YOU'RE GAY JOHN STAMOS!"

by AssMan99 August 19, 2006

john mccain

the "good" republican.

if any, i hope john mccain is the candidate republicans choose as their foreman, and i hope that the democrats will pick a candidate at all.

by gypsy child April 27, 2006

John Kennedying

The act of preforming a "John Kennedy". This involves walking beside someone in a way that stops them from walking where they want to, or forcing them to walk into an obstacle, eg a lamppost. Someone who does this is known as a John Kennedy.

Mark: Joe keeps John Kennedying me! Today he made me walk into a wall!
Adrian: Joe is such a John Kennedy!

by JohnKennedy November 23, 2010

John Legend

Another, more humourous way, of saying legend

'Hey bro, you got any spare tickets to the game?'
'Already got you one'
'John Legend!'

by Funkmaster 77 October 6, 2011

John Fickel

A kid that always shows up to your house that you kinda like, but he's actually a weirdo.

"Wow, that guy is really John Fickel, why does he always show up at the house?"

by yeahguy October 3, 2009

John Lennon

1.God
2.One of the writers of the greatest music... Period...

1. I worship John Lennon.
2. I listen to John Lennon!

by Yorkselim December 4, 2010

John Cena

The Best Wresteler and Rapper in the History of the World.
He Kicks anyones arse.

Me: John Cena You better beat up Edge
John Cena: DOn't Worry that Bitch is Gonna PAY!!!

by Kareem S August 23, 2006