When the homeless lady yelled at us SUCKER HOE in the Mcdonald’s parking a lot and then proceeded to throw eggs at coach Steve.
by Suck-er ho-e October 26, 2022
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Get the Hoe-nership mug.Plant hoes are individuals, usually women from the ages of 18-45, who impulsively buy plants (usually "rare" species of Philodendron, Anthurium, Monstera, Epipremnum, etc) that generally have uniform coloration, leaf morphology and growth patterns. This behavior usually stems from the excessive need to fit into consumerist culture, except instead of the new shiny Samsung or Apple smartphone, it's an excessive collection of relatively monotone plants that serve no purpose other than fill the vapid ego of their owner. As soon as a new obsession (usually in the form of twenty plants from Ecuagenera imports) begins, the other "rare" plants that they hoarded are neglected, and left to suffer amongst the thousands of other plants that hoard their studio apartments. Plant hoes are generally identified by these following features:
1. Soulless, insect-like eyes that light up only for certain aroid species.
2. A constantly overdrawn bank account, rampant credit card debt, or loans taken out to satiate their shopping addiction.
3. Impulsivity only stemmed from the consumerist desire for rarer plant species.
4. Call their hoarding of plants "a jungle" as a coping mechanism.
5. When asked to elaborate more on why they procured their plants, the typical response usually pertains to how everyone had it, rather than more detailed information on the plant itself.
1. Soulless, insect-like eyes that light up only for certain aroid species.
2. A constantly overdrawn bank account, rampant credit card debt, or loans taken out to satiate their shopping addiction.
3. Impulsivity only stemmed from the consumerist desire for rarer plant species.
4. Call their hoarding of plants "a jungle" as a coping mechanism.
5. When asked to elaborate more on why they procured their plants, the typical response usually pertains to how everyone had it, rather than more detailed information on the plant itself.
Person 1: "Jesus, why is David buying every golden pothos he sees in the garden isle?"
Person 2: "He's a plant hoe, he needs to fill his soul with a bunch of useless plants."
Person 2: "He's a plant hoe, he needs to fill his soul with a bunch of useless plants."
by anonymous January 1, 2022
Get the Plant Hoe mug.When someone is extremely rude initially or acts like a hoe ass bitch and then when they get called out they apologize for overreacting initially like the hoe they truly are.
Robyn was so mean to me first thing this morning
Oh yeah dont worry about that just call her out and she will do a Hoe Rollback
Oh yeah dont worry about that just call her out and she will do a Hoe Rollback
by Frank the Ellien May 23, 2022
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Get the strava hoe mug.A person who enjoys reading wherever, whenever. Books catch their attention in any setting. This person probably has a ton of books and still has yet to read them all. They’re probably purchasing books right now.
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