A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
by Kittles48 September 20, 2018
When someone sucks so badly and they say "that sucks dick," that really isn't a bad thing. However, no one wants to get their dick sucked with scratchy braces.
by BigBootayHoez January 29, 2024
The holiest code to live by, break it and the penalty is death, Wells Way: Be Responsible, Be respectful, and be ready to learn
by Big_BrainNelson September 10, 2021
A person or thing that only goes around in one direction. A one-way person is someone will get things but wont give things to other people
by Plep501 April 05, 2018
This is a Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (Csgo) term.
In Csgo there is a utility grenade that gives a competitive advantage when used correctly, called a smoke grenade, or smoke for short. This term revolves around the usage of the smoke grenade.
An "one way" is refering to a cleverly placed smoke grenade that allows only one direction of vision. In other words: "I see you, but you can't see me."
This happens commonly in Csgo because the game is extremely competitive and any advantage will cause a victory.
The term became popular because it's a quick way to alert your team of the threat, because an one way smoke will cause massive losses to the enemy.
In Csgo there is a utility grenade that gives a competitive advantage when used correctly, called a smoke grenade, or smoke for short. This term revolves around the usage of the smoke grenade.
An "one way" is refering to a cleverly placed smoke grenade that allows only one direction of vision. In other words: "I see you, but you can't see me."
This happens commonly in Csgo because the game is extremely competitive and any advantage will cause a victory.
The term became popular because it's a quick way to alert your team of the threat, because an one way smoke will cause massive losses to the enemy.
"Did you smoke snipers nest?"
"NO, it's a one way, WATCHOUT."
Note: Snipers nest is a common one way position in csgo, watchout.
"NO, it's a one way, WATCHOUT."
Note: Snipers nest is a common one way position in csgo, watchout.
by Eesan L May 13, 2020
by Trev stei June 11, 2021
I was pulled into a Three way noodle bowl the other day. Honestly seemed impossible to get all three in at once but it was kinda fun.
by Coressed_McNugget August 14, 2019