gobble monster

somebody who meat rides.

somebody who doesn't mind their own business

That guy's a gobble monster for drake.

sam's a gobble monster for lil nas x

by iquee April 21, 2022

Monster alert

Your phone doesnt send you one when a monster is near.

The monster's ankle monitor didnt set off a monster alert in their area.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

fumble monster

Supreet

Supreet is a fumble monster and the original and can never be beaten as the fumble monster

by Ishlovesdick September 13, 2023

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by fliesonthewalls September 18, 2021

pork monster

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.

I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret

by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020

monster

a person that pours milk before the cereal

me: yo jack

jack: yeah

me: what order do you make cereal in

jack: milk-

me: excuse me, you fucking monster

by .--. ..- ... ... -.-- May 17, 2022

Subscription Monster

an app/website that forces you to pay for a membership/subscription in order to do basic tasks or even use it at all

Guy 1: Aww man, this website is now forcing me to pay to do something I used to be able to do before for free!
Guy 2: That's why I tend to avoid Subscription Monsters, Just use this alternative instead.

by TBTheTB August 31, 2025