Max is the type of guy that asks you to be his gf on text. He would also just assume that you are jealous of his best friend when you have no reason to. I'd say my Max gives of very big dick vibes in the beginning, but by getting to know him better, I'd say his dick is average sized. You don't know his actual penis size, but if you are a petite brunette who is very smart, you will find out quickly. I'm very lucky to have a Max in my life, because he is better than most 14 year old weirdos who populate schools, like a lot better. So yeah.
Random Girl on bus: That guy gives of big dick vibes, I'm gonna go talk to him.
Also random girl on bus but cooler: Don't do that, he's a Max, and he's already taken.
Also random girl on bus but cooler: Don't do that, he's a Max, and he's already taken.
by Yes.i.read.faery.porn November 21, 2021
Get the Maxmug. 
My stomach hurts, I'm gonna get into doggy pose to fart-max.
Where's Sarah? Oh, she's fart-maxxing on the floor.
Where's Sarah? Oh, she's fart-maxxing on the floor.
by Toma Shade August 23, 2025
Get the Fart-maxxingmug. 
a very famous, attractive, hot, sexy, quirky, edgy teen. has a very unique slightly seductive & sexual cigarette and 60s/70s/80s vibe. always wear heavy dark smudged eyeliner with dark mascara. practices witchcraft. is kinda weird. is an aquarius. often spotted at graveyards and abandoned churches. is not very talkative. has almost no friends. is hot.
by badb111 June 9, 2021
Get the max hartmanmug. 
a very sweet man who loves to cuddle with then homies. he may have a chode, but its still satifcatory
by DaTingGoesSkrrrraaaaaa February 14, 2020
Get the max conklinmug.