by kobwebster March 13, 2023
Get the Horse Thief mug.The giant horse conch weights over 11lb. Thats a lot of mollusk. The conch as a taste for snails. so when a tiny tulip snail spots one of these behemoths, it knows its in trouble. the snial tries to outrun th big hunter but its like a tiny shuttle facing off with a star destroyer in a battle that moves at a snails pace.
finally its over run. the smell of digesting snail attracts new scavengers.
hermit crabs. instantly the big conch is sourrounded, but the crabs are here for the leftover. theyre after the tulip snails shell. hermit crabs use cast-off shells to protect their soft abdomens from predators. they find an empty shell, use their rear legs to attach to its central clumn and move right in when their current homes grow tight. they have to look for new real estate. the competition is fierce. with the conch ready to release the shell, the housing battle heats up. until one crabs decides to jump in and close the deal. its a risky move, the big chonch could still be hungry, but the risk pays off.
the crafty crab will have plenty of room to grow in his new home. the losing carbs could end up homeless or even worse.
finally its over run. the smell of digesting snail attracts new scavengers.
hermit crabs. instantly the big conch is sourrounded, but the crabs are here for the leftover. theyre after the tulip snails shell. hermit crabs use cast-off shells to protect their soft abdomens from predators. they find an empty shell, use their rear legs to attach to its central clumn and move right in when their current homes grow tight. they have to look for new real estate. the competition is fierce. with the conch ready to release the shell, the housing battle heats up. until one crabs decides to jump in and close the deal. its a risky move, the big chonch could still be hungry, but the risk pays off.
the crafty crab will have plenty of room to grow in his new home. the losing carbs could end up homeless or even worse.
by Drippynelson the second March 24, 2023
Get the GIANT HORSE CONCH mug.After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.
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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
by NickLightning March 25, 2023
Get the Decapitated Golden Horse mug.*Working on something and it will not come loose* "Soon gonna be some horse-shoveling-cock-sucker coming out of here in a minute"
by ViperUrban June 6, 2024
Get the Horse-Shoveling-Cock-Sucker mug.Hym "No you didn't earn shit and are capitalizing off of decades of female bigotry. You and that retard need to get both of your heads chopped off. Both of them. Horse cock prick. They were thanks for admitting to the car sabotage on camera. Clip that and watch for him to take the video down. When the game end you're going to be the first one they come for Cody Johnston."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
Get the Horse cock mug.When a horse pleasures himself peeking through a door watching two unconsenting people having a sexual intercourse
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"Stop honi-horsing you little freak"
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"The last I heard from him was when he was honi-horsing"
"Stop honi-horsing you little freak"
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"The last I heard from him was when he was honi-horsing"
by Pán Blbý June 12, 2024
Get the Honi-horsing mug.Red Horsing is the ability to show utter contempt for the institution that you work for by leathering 6-10 cans of premium high strength, low budget lager on a weekday evening, leading to slurred speech, plethora's of expletives, and general antisocial behavior but ensuring full trust in one's own capability to do the job the following day. Red Horsing usually is associated with some butter chicken dish.
'Sham, did you see Damo last night?'
'You mean Dame Laura Davies?'
'You wouldn't have said that to him last night, he was Red Horsing it and had the boxing gloves on.'
'Oh no, not again'
'You mean Dame Laura Davies?'
'You wouldn't have said that to him last night, he was Red Horsing it and had the boxing gloves on.'
'Oh no, not again'
by Billy's Burgers June 27, 2024
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