golden lightning shower

GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.

That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.

by Irishbackrub June 11, 2018

golden team

A team that thinks they are super capable but in reality they can't even wipe their own butthole

Golden Team is the best team to be on we get all the work done, recognize me senpai uwu

by blacklightperson March 30, 2023

Golden heart

incredibly nice and kind

Bill has a golden heart and is extremely generous.

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2024

Golden Kirby

Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.

Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.

by Anonymous Flamingo September 8, 2021

Goldening

verb: to intentionally sabotage neighbor home values and claim public right of ways as your own with an excessive number of cars of questionable taste.

We moved into a great neighborhood, but then the new people starting goldening up the place.

by Obvious simplicity June 20, 2022

Golden Top 20

A group of extraordinarily fucked up individuals, a family of rejects

person 1: did you hear that sophie potter didn't get into the golden top 20

person 2: Yea man that was rough but golden top 20 is the elite. can't just get a slot like that

by Verbal randoms March 9, 2020

golden

6th in the eastern conference

zibanejad just needs to not get hurt, And laffy Taffy just needs to make up for our glaring defensive issues by averaging four goals a game and we’ll be golden

by dubiousPickleman December 18, 2020