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facebook groups

a place on www.facebook.com that you can make a group and millions of people can join. often you only get about 60 to join. it is very very very dramatic, just like the rest of facebook. facebook is a mimic of myspace(which is obviously better). facebook is a court case waiting to happen, its not secure at all, pretty much anybody can view your profile and
get you info. very unsafe. myspace is getting very
secure(well, better).
WARNING!!!
you must be very retarded to make a group on facebook that is calling someone gay, or directing bad things to an individual. (examples of what can happen below)
.Someone else might be mad that you made a group about somebody else and make one about you
.facebook doesn't allow verbal(typing i guess) on its site, you may even get in trouble by the cops
.your account may be deleted
.and what i think the worst thing is! YOU CANT DELETE IT!!!
so be very careful when making a group on facebook
MAKE GOOD CHOICES THERES NO GOING BACK
and please if you are planning on making a facebook group don't make a bad one. thats where all the drama is
. dude that facebook group is so rude. im going to report this
. wow that facebook group is great
. god facebook groups are so dramatic
by animalcracker March 26, 2008
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Facebook bingo

(noun) On Facebook, this term refers to a posted photo that features five or more people, all of whom have Facebook profiles and are accurately tagged.
At a dinner table of 10 people - "Let's get the waitress to take a picture of us! OMG, this is totally gonna be a Facebook bingo!"
by Adrian Elliot January 15, 2009
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facebook rape

the act of sending 3 plus drinks to someone on facebook and than proceeding poking them repetitively.
janet: boo hoo i was a victim of facebook rape

jimbob: howd that happen ?

janet: this guy sent me 3 shots of jager than poked me 437 times

jimbob: O
by hempfield 717 August 30, 2009
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Facebook Rape

The act of over stimulating your Facebook friend rights through repeated profile postings, comments, pokings, and/or likings.
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Facebook Escalation

When someone posts something to their facebook status and a thread evolves from it that escalates the status until commenters feel it necessary to seek out the poster by other means such as IM or even phone call.
Status Update: Girl 1 is 7 days in, and not looking back! :+).

Guy 1: ???
Girl 2: ???
Girl 2: haha...Guy 1 and I posted the same thing at the exact same time....Freaky!
Guy 1: I know, right? I barely hit enter when I got an email saying "Girl 2 also posted a comment"
Girl 2: Freaky! Great minds think alike! : )
Guy 1: Now if only Girl 1 was as fast to respond if we were :p
Girl 2: Maybe sometime next week we'll get a response :P 
Guy 1: A week? I don't have that kind of time!! Maybe I should call her?
Girl 2: Yeah, she might get back to you by Friday if you do that! Lol
Guy 1: I got ahold of her on IM! She claims she'll come respond!
Guy 1: This has become a classic case of Facebook Escalation!
by Andreyl April 4, 2009
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Facebook Fifth

Something you don't want to say on the Facebook Wall that might incriminate you
as you reply to someone's comments, " I'll plead the Facebook Fifth on what I did in high school!"
by Gr00vnSEE January 1, 2012
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facebook stress

Stress brought on by your facebook friends posting comments on their wall which have no intent other than to cause you to worry, wonder, or otherwise stress out about the full story. Usually the poster has no intention to clarify or provide additional context, thereby increasing the stress caused.
My cousin posted a comment that said, "Just when I was beginning to trust again, I get let down." It caused major Facebook stress.
by Micah A. May 31, 2014
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